Monday, August 11, 2008

JB is fat


Have you ever looked at a picture of yourself and thought... Wow, ew, really??

Well as you can see from this picture, that is hopefully on the right, i took one heck of a crappy pic. As you can see a couple of things went wrong in this picture.

1. Well i have gained some weight since graduating high school as the scrawny little kid i was... 160 - 170 in college, 170-185 in Chino, and now i am tipping the scale a bit over 190!! this is the first thing that has gone wrong in this picture...

2. I got a classic slouch going on as i sit in this boat... and it looks as if my stomach is huge... which well it isn't small... and then it seems that miraculously my back is sticking outward as well... this is a weird unnatural occurrence... looks like super kidney is making himself known.

3. My heck is turned just right to make it look like my chin is connected to my chest via the shortest distance. translated a line which makes my neck look fat.... eek...

4. I got those sunglasses on, the thumbs up, and that weird dumb butt smirk on my face... what's that?! Barrett you should be giving a thumbs down with a big frown....


Anyways also in the picture is Heidi and Kyle who are pretty sweet!!! and we had a great weekend... so i can't complain ... life is good....

Ok this blogging is fun... :)

2 comments:

DL said...

Welcome to the club. Being fat is fun, except when called upon to run.

Jess said...

oh my gosh jb. ur killing me here. just killing me. here i am, trying to hide my laughing face behind my lap top, in acts class, so people cannot see my laughing.
funnnnnnny.